Agent Smoulder

The story

It was a sultry day in the soap kitchen.  “Smoke Show” was on deck, but there was a new pine tar in town.  A smoky, tricky bloke who kept me on my toes.  An anticipatory flush crept underneath my safety glasses as I began to blend and swirl the batter.  This soap gave 100% wiley ways and had me guessing and hoping right up until the cut.

And oh boy, what a result.  What emerged was a pulse-accelerating, intriguing design and a super-sexy scent.  “Agent Smoulder” is for all you sexy nerds, and wanna-be nerds, out there who maybe thought a certain intensely melodramatic, fictional FBI agent was hot enough to interrogate the pants right off any alien or cryptid he might encounter.  He never used his hotness for evil.  Though he could have, oh, he could have…

“Agent Smoulder” possesses the smoky scent and benefits of Swedish kiln-dried pine tar.  The crème de la crème of topical-use pine tars.  Aloe juice is included for its creamy lather and soothing properties.

The truth is out there.  You will be spending a little extra time in the shower with “Agent Smoulder.”

Scent

Top: Jasmine, Neroli

Middle: Lavender, Bergamot

Bottom: Campfire 

Ingredients

*Coconut oil, olive oil, *aloe juice, sodium hydroxide, *shea butter, *kokum butter, Swedish kiln-dried pine tar, *avocado oil, *castor oil, essential oil blend, fragrance, purple Brazillian clay, activated charcoal